This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.
.: Retail fit
.: 100% Soft cotton
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
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Never unhappy with any purchase Great quality amazing designs couldn’t ask for anything more
Dan I fuckin love you brother! Hail the suck and all who make that great ear blow happen for me on the regular. May Nimrod be pleased!
Awesome artwork! Love the fit!
Love this shirt!! True to size and gets plenty of looks and compliments!!
Great quality my boyfriend loved it!!!
Awesome design, fits perfectly.
Comfortable AF, wouldn’t change a thing 3 out of 5 stars. Kidding, 5 stars. Made from real imported koala vaginas. Feels like an a million little fibers massaging my nipples.
I love it! It's great quality and looks amazing! Thank you!
3 out of 5 stars, of course...Salvete Lucifina!
Fucking love it. Going to see Dan do stand up in 2 days. Me and my date are going to where both shirts there. Hope he sees them and how much we love them.
It came way sooner than I expected! I absolutely love it. Hail Lucifina
Fuckin love it
Very soft and washes nicely. I am 5’3 and 125 pounds and a medium fit nicely. A little room to move as I don’t like super tight shirts.
Comfy and fits great!
Very soft and durable, but size up, runs small. Amazing artwork
Hail Lucifina! I made the shirt into a dress <3 Thanks for the all the Timesuck! Keep on sucking!
Best quality, AND quickest shipping EVER !!! HAIL NIMROD!
Absolutely love the shirt. I'm super excited to continue to get other various shirts over time to help spread the suck. Hail lucifina! Keep up the good work providing excellent entertainment and excellent merch to your loyal fans
Quality fabric and printing, ships quickly! Will continue to buy
Clearly the most superior clothing on the market. The world's only supplier of genuine 192.7% chinchilla labia. Finally!!! 3/5 stars! Thanks Fred Flinstone!
I love me some Lucifina
It’s an amazing fit! I ordered a small and it fit beautifully!
Absolutely love it! Got two other shirts in so far! 3 outta 5 stars! Wouldn't change a thing!
Bought this one so my wife and I could match, awesome!
This is softest mink ballsack shirt I've ever worn! 3 out of 5 stars
A large is definitely large. I like tees a little bit bigger, but it’s a little bigger than that. Now I know for next time. ❤️❤️
It's a nice t-shirt, however I ordered the wrong size for my son and because of COVID I am unable to exchange it for a larger size . . . which meant I had to order another because it was a Christmas gift . . . which arrived several days after Christmas even though I ordered about 2 weeks before Christmas. I hope my second order arrives sooner than the first.
I love the shirt!! Awesome design. 3/5 Stars. Will recommend.
Very soft shirt and the graphics are sick they look just like the picture. Great shirt, wouldn't change a thing 3/5 stars.
Even better then I expected. 3/5 stars, wouldn’t change a thing!
Got 4 hail lucifina T’s for my work crew. We all love Timesuck and Dan and crew’s brand of humor. Larges fit great, a bit loose as needed. Hail nimrod!
Sinning feels great
I was a dummy and accidentally ordered a small instead of a 3x, and when I noticed my mistake I emailed them to ask to change it to a 3x. Kate contacted me and we were able to get it worked out. Thanks so much, Kate, for doing all that you do! I love the design, it’s amazing. And Bella tees are sooo comfy. I want all the T-shirts!
Nice material and art, might be black but wearable in the summer I live in Florida and could wear it all year, it’s breezy thank you, keep on sucking
The design is exactly as pictured and it’s a very soft shirt even right out of the package. It’s one of those unisex shirts that won’t choke you out as a woman but won’t have too big of a neck compared to most guy shirts. I ordered it bigger and I absolutely love how it fits
Great shirt, lightweight. The design is crisp and defined. LOVE IT!
Super comfy and love the art. Hail Lucifina!!
Got this for my Lucifina and she loves it!
Even though I got a notification that it would be late she came superfast! *Ha! * Hail Nimrod. This is the perfect fit for me and is super comfortable I love it can't wait to wear it out.
An amazing and quality shirt! Fits well and is really comfortable! 3/5 stars
The artwork is amazing, the shirt is very comfy, and a real statement maker. 10/10 would recommend!
Bruce R K.
Looks great, feels great, fits perfect. Also gets people curious about the best podcast.
Love this shirt, just can’t figure out what one I’ll get next.
Awesome birthday present for the sexiest secret timesucker in the cult of the curious ;)
Super rad shirt, very comfy and a great fit.
Loved the shirt. Very comfortable. Got complaints about it when out. Best time to spread the suck and meet other fans!
I love the shirt!!!! Can't wait to get more merch!!!!!
I bought this shirt for my wife and she absolutely loves it! Fits perfect and feels good. Could not have asked for a better experience.
Lucifina embodied on T-Shirt for the World too see! Super comfy too!
I don’t know were they get this T-shirts but they Are awesome! I am a 2xl and most T-shirts fit me ok from neck and shoulders but torso always looks like a bell! Not this ones! This T-shirts are top notch and no better way to represent Timesuck! Hail Nimrod!
Fits perfect!! Lots of compliments on how bad ass it is!
I'm loving the shirt! Fits great and the graphic seems like it'll last a very long time. Welp I suppose I have to buy more shirts now to spread the Suck!
I love it! The shirt is soft and comfortable!