Frequently Asked Questions
Orders with all items in stock ship out within 1-3 business days, often sooner. Should there be a delay, please expect an email explanation and solution quickly!
Check the tracking info from the email specified in your order!
We do our best to find and offer you the most competitive shipping rates possible. And they change all the time!
Shipping is based on parcel size and weight. Your cost is calculated at checkout, and depends upon the type of shipping you pick.
Although rare, occasionally packages will be delayed or late in delivery. Please frequently check the tracking information contained in your shipment notification for updates.
It is not the responsibility of The Spicy Club to track every item. If a shipment appears to be delayed, we strongly urge contacting either the carrier for assistance, or your local post office to see if it has already been delivered by USPS. The vast majority of the time, we cannot assist with shipping delays because the information needed to communicate with the carrier is held privately by you, the customer.
We are not responsible for packages that show as delivered that are left outside your door, with a doorman or neighbor, or any other receiving party. Please arrange to have a secure means by which to receive your shipment before ordering.
We are also not responsible for packages shipped to incorrect addresses, so please be sure to check your shipping address before submitting your order.
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Domestic orders (placed within the U.S.) take between 2 and 5 days to reach you once shipped, depending upon your location.
Please see below for International order information.
International shipping depends upon the size & weight of the parcel, and the destination.
Please utilize the cart/checkout features to determine an exact shipping total.
International parcels typically take between 2 and 4 weeks to arrive. In rare cases, it can take longer.
Apart from size exchanges and defective items, due to the custom nature of our products, all sales are final, and no refunds are given.
See below for size exchange and defect returns.
We honor return and exchange requests within 7 business days of shipment receipt for defective items only. Please notify us of these issues within 48 hours of receipt: firstname.lastname@example.org
Items must be in new and unworn/unwashed condition, with original packaging, to be eligible for return and exchange.
Refunds are not available for products after 7 business days.
Generally speaking, sale items, limited editions, and pre-order items do not qualify for return or refund, due to limited stock. Exchange items are not guaranteed in-stock.
As always, please reach out to us to see what we can do for you in these cases!
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PERSONAL INFORMATION WE COLLECT
When you visit the Site, we automatically collect certain information about your device, including information about your web browser, IP address, time zone, and some of the cookies that are installed on your device. Additionally, as you browse the Site, we collect information about the individual web pages or products that you view, what websites or search terms referred you to the Site, and information about how you interact with the Site. We refer to this automatically-collected information as “Device Information.”
We collect Device Information using the following technologies:
- “Cookies” are data files that are placed on your device or computer and often include an anonymous unique identifier. For more information about cookies, and how to disable cookies, visit http://www.allaboutcookies.org.
- “Log files” track actions occurring on the Site, and collect data including your IP address, browser type, Internet service provider, referring/exit pages, and date/time stamps.
- “Web beacons,” “tags,” and “pixels” are electronic files used to record information about how you browse the Site.
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Additionally when you make a purchase or attempt to make a purchase through the Site, we collect certain information from you, including your name, billing address, shipping address, payment information (including credit card numbers [[INSERT ANY OTHER PAYMENT TYPES ACCEPTED]]), email address, and phone number. We refer to this information as “Order Information.”
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HOW DO WE USE YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION?
We use the Order Information that we collect generally to fulfill any orders placed through the Site (including processing your payment information, arranging for shipping, and providing you with invoices and/or order confirmations). Additionally, we use this Order Information to:
Communicate with you;
Screen our orders for potential risk or fraud; and
When in line with the preferences you have shared with us, provide you with information or advertising relating to our products or services.
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We use the Device Information that we collect to help us screen for potential risk and fraud (in particular, your IP address), and more generally to improve and optimize our Site (for example, by generating analytics about how our customers browse and interact with the Site, and to assess the success of our marketing and advertising campaigns).
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SHARING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION
We share your Personal Information with third parties to help us use your Personal Information, as described above. For example, we use Shopify to power our online store--you can read more about how Shopify uses your Personal Information here: https://www.shopify.com/legal/privacy. We also use Google Analytics to help us understand how our customers use the Site--you can read more about how Google uses your Personal Information here: https://www.google.com/intl/en/policies/privacy/. You can also opt-out of Google Analytics here: https://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout.
Finally, we may also share your Personal Information to comply with applicable laws and regulations, to respond to a subpoena, search warrant or other lawful request for information we receive, or to otherwise protect our rights.
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As described above, we use your Personal Information to provide you with targeted advertisements or marketing communications we believe may be of interest to you. For more information about how targeted advertising works, you can visit the Network Advertising Initiative’s (“NAI”) educational page at http://www.networkadvertising.org/understanding-online-advertising/how-does-it-work.
You can opt out of targeted advertising by:
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COMMON LINKS INCLUDE:
FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/settings/?tab=ads
GOOGLE - https://www.google.com/settings/ads/anonymous
BING - https://advertise.bingads.microsoft.com/en-us/resources/policies/personalized-ads
Additionally, you can opt out of some of these services by visiting the Digital Advertising Alliance’s opt-out portal at: http://optout.aboutads.info/.
DO NOT TRACK
Please note that we do not alter our Site’s data collection and use practices when we see a Do Not Track signal from your browser.
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If you are a European resident, you have the right to access personal information we hold about you and to ask that your personal information be corrected, updated, or deleted. If you would like to exercise this right, please contact us through the contact information below.
Additionally, if you are a European resident we note that we are processing your information in order to fulfill contracts we might have with you (for example if you make an order through the Site), or otherwise to pursue our legitimate business interests listed above. Additionally, please note that your information will be transferred outside of Europe, including to Canada and the United States.
When you place an order through the Site, we will maintain your Order Information for our records unless and until you ask us to delete this information.
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The Site is not intended for individuals under the age of [[INSERT AGE]].
For more information about our privacy practices, if you have questions, or if you would like to make a complaint, please contact us by e-mail at email@example.com or by mail using the details provided below:
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