This shirt has all the softness I expect of high-quality exotic critter bits. Includes stretch for when I eat extra ice cream and fits like a dream. Bonus points for no creepy people bothered me while walking my dog since they knew I was an expert wrassler. (Bought a large, F, 5'6" 185lbs)
Surprisingly comfy for being made with beaks from emperor penguins.
THANKS BAD MAGIC