Travis M.
Looked like the shirt I ordered
Marilyn F.
100% satisfactory.
3/5 stars, wouldn’t change a thing.
Bobby K.
What is big deal? I order tshirt and stroke limp shame ween.
Roger M.
Love the shirt, gave one to my buddy that turned me on to the podcast.
Chris K.
Bought a cool looking shirt- got a cool looking shirt. The look and feel is of good quality too. Only thing I’d point out is that the size I got seems to run towards the smaller side- I got a medium and it’s a bit snug. 10/10 will buy again!
Richard G.
Love the shirt it's the softest one in my closet. This is my second one from the shop. Will continue to spread the suck. Hail nimrod.
Kody G.
What is big deal? This shirt is big deal! Immediately upon putting it on, I was rock hard, no limp shame cock here. My rasslin skills improved 580% instantaneously and I could feel each strand of those exotic, imported materials caressing my soft, sweet body.
Perfect shirt. Nothing I would change. Would recommend. 3 out of 5 stars
Matt s.
Muskrat scrotum soft as advertised!
Joshua K.
I have been wanting this for so long and now I have this sweet ass shirt. 3 out of 5 stars, wouldn't change a thing.
Bennett K.
3/5 stars! Wouldn’t change a thing.
Ryan H.
Thank you guys for all you do to help and give! Love you and will stand with you guys making a great difference!
William S.
Awesome shirt, super soft and comfortable, fit as advertised.
Cant wait for a fellow sucker to recognize Chikatilo. Can't wait to purchase more merch. Keep on sucking space lizards! Hail Nimrod!
Alyssa G.
Its super fucking soft. Its for my friend for christmas but imma buy myself a shirt now.
Cheryl M.
Love the shirt!
Alicia J.
Had to get these for my son and I. He and my mom were always quoting this episode, and got me to finally listen. Now I have the SuckFever worse than them! But we all 3 love the Suck! What is big deal?
Nichole K.
My husband loves the podcast and loves the shirt!
Holly W.
Ordered too big on accident but customer service is awesome, super awesome about helping me figure out how to fix my error. Very comfy and soft!
Justin H.
Can't wait to share shame cock awareness everytime I wear it???
3 out of 5 stars, wouldn't change a thing!
Kaitlynne H.
Got this shirt for my boyfriend since he's a huge fan of the podcast, he was beyond happy and the quality and feel of the shirt was spectacular!
Megan W.
What is big deal? This shirt is awesome! Ordered a size S and it is true to size. Matched it with a fellow time sucker! 3/5 stars.
Lara E.
Love it! 3rd Timesuck T. Boom! All are great, soft, super unique. Timesuck is the best. I listen to A LOT of podcasts and I could never understand the merch thing. Why would I spend money on a shirt or a mug or whatever because some dude talks about politics for an hour, or a couple of women discuss true crime? Love the podcasts I listen to, but I would never be compelled to buy something with their names/logos. Timesuck is truly more than a podcast. Thanks for all you do Dan and Lindsey and all you other fuckers. You’re the best. Also, Dan, when do you sleep? Shit, you are a busy guy. Damn. Started watching your standup. Very fucking funny. Husband and I will def come see you when you are in St. Louis.
Lara
Hector D.
Wore it to my job as a manufacturing engineer in the biomedical field. Everyone has no clue that it's chikatilo they just thought it was a funny shirt, so I ran with it, my boss came and said I made a mistake on some paperwork soooo I pointed at my shirt and in the chikatilo voice said "What is big deal, I sign in shame in corner" couldn't say what I wanted to, but everyone had a good laugh.
Daniel T.
Absolutely love the podcast and I treasure the hilarious shirt.
Mathew F.
Feels as good as not getting covid.
William C.
Is shirt. Very soft. Like shame cock.... What is big deal?
kintauna f.
This shirt is still in the bag due to it being a birthday present for my brother (who is a huge timesuck fan). However, I am sure he is going to love it (which is why I gave it 5/5 stars). Also, the image is of the inside of some plastic packaging, incase you were curious and didn’t want to take the risk of putting a plastic bag over your head to find out.
Paul B.
Love the shirt probably should have ordered a size bigger seams to fit a little small
James M.
I Must say the blended muskrat labia and fine mixture of David and carols pubic hair really sits well on the skin. softer than you would imagine, feeling the deep inclination to wrastle upon delivery... side note as soon as I put it on my dick went soft as an overcooked noodle and I was soo ashamed of myself for some reason weird. so 3 out of 5 stars thank you bad magic Dan, lindzy ,Joe dick, zack the script keeper,Liz hernandez an all you other beautiful meatsacks. I'm sure I butchered your names hail nimrod!!
Thomas M.
I love it! Wouldn't change a thing, 3 out of 5 stars.
Anson S.
Best motherfuckin shirt ever.
Shannon M.
Easy ordering, quick shipment, affordable and my meatsack space lizard loved it. What is big deal?
Jacob F.
Dad loved it, couldn’t be happier. 3/5 stars
Lily B.
Was a present for my lovely boyfriend, the one who introduced me to Timesuck. I can't wait for him to open them on Christmas!
Shay S.
Great customer service. Beyond thrilled to be e mailed back in less than 1 day and all issues quickly resolved. 3/5 stars wouldn't change a thing
Melanie E.
Twin sister bought this for my birthday, and scored big time. Soft and comfortable, but strong enough to rassle in without worries. Should be perfect for those long walks in the woods or visits to the cabin. 3.5 out of 5 stars, wouldn’t change a thing.
Piper S.
Wouldn’t change a thing 3 out of 5 stars
ALEICIA R.
Love it!!!!! This shirt is softer in fact than the soft shame cock of chikatilo himself. Lol! No seriously love it. 3 out of 5 stars wouldn't change a thing
Eddie G.
The 100% chinchilla ball sack is the most softetestest material that’s ever rubbed my moobs. Slow hard clap.. slow hard clap to you lizards.. muah!
Arlene M.
This shirt is quite the conversation starter. Either people ask me what it means, or fellow creeps and peepers give me a
Jackie R.
My friend so loved my t shirt that he requested his own! Now we're twinsies! What is big deal- we wear same shirt with creepy serial killer face on it? So what? Thanks Timesuck!
Kevin D.
Love it! Very soft. Tiny bit snug but I like that. Fit very well and shipped to me in only 2.5 days. Love everything about it (3 out of 5 stars) ;)
Jackie R.
Very comfortable and I love the interesting conversations that it sparked!
Will R.
Great shirt. A bit thin but very comfy. Great art work.
Big Deal N.
Hey, what is big deal? I make shirt of 150% soft shame cock, I bother no one!
Elizabeth M.
I've loved wearing this t-shirt and spreading the suck by explaining the podcast and Andrei Chikatilo. I recently wore my Chikatilo shirt to work during inspections of our facility. During this one of the inspectors kept staring at my shirt and I did not explain it because I love to wear t-shirts that people do not understand and clearly have questions about and then not explain them. Other than that, always spreading suck.
Kristen S.
Got this for my husband for a Father’s Day gift, I’m pretty sure he’ll love it. Thanks!
Byron b.
What is big deal? Just stroking small soft shamecock.
Cierra Z.
He loves this shirt
Jennifer M.
For my brother’s birthday!! He said it is as soft as new baby’s butt skin. Love it!!!!