Damian H.
Finally I found something better than my sister or my mom. It was so good I came almost instantly I needed this my sister doesn't let me cum inside but this let me blow my load without pulling out.
Jake S.
I love it it’s like a soft pillow.... on my peen. The pricing is perfect... if you know what I mean
Dr.Rev.Sg.Chief Mike H.
Well I'm sure all the ranchers in the area can finally rest easy. Now I don't have to go around to the local ranches to violate all their beautiful lady horses. Instead, I just attached this puppy to the Lifesize wooden horse replica I built. No more being chased by farmers, and no more splinters. Down here in Texas, farmers take it personally for some reason, when you sneak onto their property with your limp, floppy cock to get some sweet beastiality on with their livestock. Hopefully you guys can make a silicon chicken puss next. Praise Bojangles. Hail Nimrod.
Peter G.
Tasted like glue but got the job done
Blake F.
Just one Question?? Did anybody check for shoes?
Horse H.
This is second only to the real thing. It's so good you won't want to ever put it down.
Steve D.
I was confused about how this was supposed to work, so at first I lubed it up and stuck it in my ass. It didn't come with clear instructions, and I mean it fit, and it felt ok, so I went with it. Once I actually figured out how it was supposed to work (Thanks for the instructional video Rev. Joe) I put it in the microwave for 15 seconds and put in a fresh stick of butter before going to town. It's great, feels just like the real thing. I'm definitely buying more for gifts for my daddy uncle and cousin brothers.
Ashley
I may be a woman but I found much use from this horse pussy. Great practice for the real thing.
Sghetti D.
Best banana masher ever! I bought this for my kitchen, because I really like making banana cream pies. I used to use my hand to mash my naner but I always got so messy! Now with this amazing product I can mash my cream pies mess free. It even comes with different size holes. This is perfect because sometimes the store doesn't have the smaller bananas that I like and I have to buy the bigger ones that hurt my mashing hand and give me carpulltunle. But now I can effortlessly share my famous banana cream pies with my friends and family! 5 out of 3 stars!!!
Jason K.
I found this satisfactory
Russell
I would take what the good lord gave me and... well, not exactly blow out the sidewalls, but with some hip action I'd tap the sides like a clapper in a Salvartion Army bell being run by a coke head.
Richard J.
Look, I am not a blessed man, but let me tell you this thing is incredible! I’m not quite big enough to hit all the sides at once, but I sure do enjoy slamming my pencil dick against the sides like a full speed helicopter rotor against a lubed up wall!
Daniel D.
Where do I begin sweet Jesus. Once you lube her up the sweet sensation that floods your body uppon insertion will make you cum faster than Secretariat winning the American Triple Crown. TRULY a life changing experience 3-5 stars would totally buy another for some family members fro christmas!!!!
