Hail Nimrod Tee $24.99 Black / XS - $24.99 Black / S - $24.99 Black / M - $24.99 Black / L - $24.99 Black / XL - $24.99 Black / 2XL - $24.99 Black / 3XL - $24.99 Heather Red / XS - $24.99 Heather Red / S - $24.99 Heather Red / M - $24.99 Heather Red / L - $24.99 Heather Red / XL - $24.99 Heather Red / 2XL - $24.99 Heather Red / 3XL - $24.99 White / XS - $24.99 White / S - $24.99 White / M - $24.99 White / L - $24.99 White / XL - $24.99 White / 2XL - $24.99 White / 3XL - $24.99 Color Black Heather Red White Size XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Quantity - + View Full Details Jessica R.This shirt was actually bought as a gift for my sister's birthday. She stated that the 300% muskrat labia was incredibly soft, and expressed how much she loved it!Mathew F.Love this shirt. Hail Nimrod!!Jessie R.Easily one of the softest, comfiest shirts I have ever owned! As soft as Bojangle’s dangling balls! Jeremy E.Love it!!! The 300% chinchilla labium is so soft and comfortable!! It keeps my meat sack nice and warm while also keeps me looking fresh to death!! Shaun O.Perfect! 3/5Brian R.Praise BoJangles!! Hail lucifina!!! And long live the Suck Master!! Also the shirt is great :) Brian A.Amazingly Soft! Lucifina be praised!Johnathan G.Hail nimrodStephanie F.My boyfriend is sporting his Timesuck shirt made with 300% chinchilla labia.Bryan G.It arrived quick. I love the quality of the shirt. I hate when the sleeves of a shirt are too big. It fits perfectly. Hail nimrod!Joshua F.Nimrod is pleased!! This muskrat labia feels so wonderful on my skin. Really gets the zapples going MOTHER!!! Derrick K.Love my shirt! As soft as mole nutsacks!!JUSTIN J.New favorite shirt! Excellent experience.