Eric C.
I've never had more people ask me about sucking until I wore this shirt. Plus everyone loves to hear stories of when I used to skate. What an ice breaker / suck causer! Love this shirt.
Jessica P.
My main meatsack looks studly in this shirt. Got a medium, fits great, very minor shrinking when washed if any at all. Makes us smile all day
Daniel Y.
Dig the shirt, it fits well and I’m excited to represent such a badass group of intellectuals, Hail Nimrod!
Casey F.
Opened my mail and the envelope was full of DANTHRAX!
NOICE! FUCK YA BRO!
Eddie G.
The 250% unicorn anus skin is well worth the purchase!!!
Chris E.
The 300% chinchilla labia really sets this shirt apart from the rest. The moon lizard saliva in the Bella Canvas makes me want to rebuke all the plaque. 3/5 stars