M S.
Love to wear it around the house and let my dogs out in other midnight of the night with it on!
Micheal A.
I love the robe. Great weight nice size! I was very excited to receive it. So excited to purchase it that I forgot to put the space lizard code in. Lol.
Kenneth H.
No pockets? one star!
Actually, It would have made 3 out of 5 stars, however they have not delivered the second one I ordered, and I bet it won't come with pockets either. Is we that dumb? Seriously? I mean what the fuck kind of cult is this so called "suckmaster" trying to run. For Nimrod's sake I ordered it like a week ago on a 15 minute break at my essential job ensuring all the packages get crumpled up and stuffed into mail boxes, that these "Sheeple" are ordering online during this so called "pandemic" . Wake up! The Lizard illuminati has you scared to death. I mean where am I supposed to keep my crystal butt-plug without pockets? Overall wouldn't change a thing.
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Darlene P.
Got this as a gift for my boyfriend & he loves it!
Matthew G.
Exactly what I was hoping for.
Devin C.
When I read the description of the robe I was expecting a high quality robe, and I was not disappointed. I was actually surprised at how high quality the material and patch really were when I first took the robe out of the package. I have worn it at least once a day since I have purchased it and plan to do so for the days to come. If more become available I will 100% be buying them ASAP! Absolutely Perfect Cult Robes! 3/5 Stars
James M.
Long time listener fresh ascended space lizard. My dad is an icke follower but luckily not a flat earther best addition to my long con ever. thanks Dan linzey an bad magic you've brought his paranoia to a new level
Daniel S.
Showed up before scheduled delivery time. Is way better quality than I expected. Perfect size for me.
Tyler A.
Works well for all your cult ritual needs.
Justin R.
Love my "cloak of the curious" as I call it. Nothing says cult like a cloak with a hood. Hail Nimrod.
Phillip C.
Great quality! Perfect size even for someone at 5'9"!
Christina S.
Best. Timesuck. Purchase. Ever. Great quality, heavy robe. I am 5'6 and it falls perfectly at my feet, a little long on uneven surfaces but I prefer it that way.
Johnny P.
I love it! Made from a good material and built with good quality!!
Logan K.
Best purchase al year
