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Birds Aren't Real Tee

$24.99

Color
Black
Size
Quantity
- +

Do you remember when we talked about the bird aren’t real conspiracy awhile back? Dude made up a fake conspiracy to sell t-shirts? And then remember how I desperately wanted to find a pigeon in Las Vegas wearing a little cowboy hat? So many laughs talking about pigeons wearing cowboy hats. And now, for more laughs, we have this bad ass birds aren’t real tee with a pigeon in a cowboy hat. It’s fucking ridiculous. Just like this entire Secret Suck podcast. And I love it. Just like this entire Secret Suck podcast. And it’s made of 1000% cowboy hats and 2000% What’s New Pussycat???


.: Retail fit
.: 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size




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Width, in
18
20
22.01
24.02
25.99
28
Length, in
28
29.02
30
31.03
32.01
33
Sleeve length, in
8.9
9.18
9.45
9.73
10
10.4