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Vikki M.
Gave it as a gift, she loved it.
Elle H.
I got this for my Husband and he was so happy! It's soft and keeps you warm!
Sarah S.
Merry Christmas Micah. :)
Kerry R.
My creeper daughter loves all things spooky and loves the podcast. Unfortunately I think Lucifina has got a hold of her cause she's mentioned to me how hot the suckmaster is when he flexes ♀️. So I got the blanket for her for one of her Hanukkah gifts and she absolutely loves it! I accidentally originally sent it to the wrong address so I contacted the customer support team and they were wonderful and helped me get it sent to her at college. 3 out of 5 stars, wouldn't change a thing!
Charolet W.
I bought the protection blankets for Christmas they were so soft and warm and absolutely love the protection spell I have it memorized and say it every night before I go to work ❤️❤️❤️
Gabe S.
Bought it for my girlfriend, she is making me sleep with for a few weeks before I give it to her. I want my own! Hopefully for Christmas. Love how soft it is perfect for cuddling on the couch watching a movie. Thank you so much bad magic team!
Kyra L.
So soft and fluffy back!
Leslie H.
Soft and perfect for keeping me safe while listening to Scared to Death or This Looks Awesome movie nights!
Jessica P.
Love, love, love my STD Protection Spell blanket! It’s lightweight and soooo unbelievably soft!!
I’d post a pic but that would mean I’d have to get out from under my nice cuddly blanket. Uh…..no, thank you!
Seriously, buy this damn blanket!!! It’s amazing!!
Allison T.
My daughter and I listen to STD every morning so I bought the 60x80 for her 10th birthday, as requested, and she loves it!! Sooo soft!
kirstine g.
The blanket is amazing!!! It wraps around me like a sumerian protection burrito!
Jocelyn R.
Soo nice and cozy !! Can't wait to listen to a new episode with it.
Brittany G.
Its so soft and warm. I did think it was going to be a pretty heavy blanket but its surprisingly not that heavy. And its a lot bigger then I could have imagined. I'm 5'8" and I can hold it over my head and it still be touching the floor.
David J.
It’s the softest, warmest blanket I own... and I own a lot
Kate S.
LOVE LOVE LOVE this blanket! It’s super comfy, and the smaller size is just the perfect size for me! 100% recommend!
Nicholas C.
Awesome blanket! Very comfortable!
Laura H.
I have wanted this blanket forever. The price is what had me waiting so long. I was finally able to order it.
I was so inpatient waiting!! We went on vacation and it hadn't gotten here yet. But it was here when we got home. And let me tell you, the quality of work is out of this world. It is heavier than I expected and so insanely soft. It's perfect!! I absolutely love it!!! I knew I was inpatient for a reason.
Unfortunately I haven't had a chance to try it out. But I promise, that's it under there.
Julie L.
Best blanket ever! Not heavy, not extremely hot like most. Reason I bought this blanket is because the husband is an Iraq war veteran and recovering drug addict (mostly due to being blown up while in Iraq) well he has night terrors like really bad! But I swear since receiving this blanket and using it nightly his night terrors have seems to be less and less! Him and I couldn't be happier about this. He has been out of service for 6 yrs and this is the best sleep he has gotten in those 6 years. Thank you guys so much for being amazing we watch and listen to you every day we can't get enough ❤you keep up the greatness
Kayla S.
I love my blankie so much that when my dog chewed a hole in my first one my family felt bad and all chipped in to get me a new one!
Sheena K.
So soft and warm. Perfect for anytime.
Gregory F.
Got it super quick! High quality blanket to use while watching spoops!
William B.
Shipped very quickly! Much nicer and higher quality than I expected! Love it!
Jessie P.
This is the best blanket I’ve ever had. So comfy and soft. Big enough to fit myself & my husband (and kitty) as we cuddle up for some Timesuck & Scared to Death. Love the subtle imagery & standout text. Highly recommend. 3/5 stars. Wouldn’t change a thing.
Vanessa M.
So good. I live in Australia and were cuming into our colder months so its so perfect. Now my daughter wants 1 for her b'day in April!!!
Janine S.
The blanket is wonderful! It fluffs up so nicely when washed for the first time. I had an imperfection in my blanket and the store was super awesome and sent me another one to make it right. So amazing.
Deanna E.
This blanket is amazing!! My husband got it for me for Valentine’s Day and was so impressed he gave it to me early! It’s very soft and warm! Definitely looking forward to more designs!
Michael B.
Love the quality of the material, super warm and comfy.
Kelsey D.
It was more durable than other blankets I’ve ordered from other sites. The quality is fantastic and its so nice my little creeper has stolen it for himself! 10/10 would recommend.
3/5 stars
Courtney B.
It’s super comfortable. It’s soft and my daughter loves it. She slept under it last night for added protection. ☺️
Gregory A.
This blanket protects me from all manner of malice and also keeps me warm from my noggin to my toesies. I never thought I could keep the demons at bay while being so snuggly.
Miranda S.
I’m more in love with this blanket than I ever thought I would! The fleece on the inside is AMAZING, not only will it protect me but it will keep me safe (head coverage lol), it will keep me so warm! It’s heavy af and does it’s job! Love it guys!!
Jason O.
Received Christmas present for my wife. She's gonna love it!!!
Eileen L.
This is my favorite blanket! Its soft, warm and super comfy. Perfect for listening to spoopy and non-spoopy tales. ♡
CONNER F.
Absolutely love this blanket. Perfect size (I got the larger size). It’s not super heavy and keeps you warm.
Bonnie B.
I got this for my husband and he adores it! It’s a great quality and so soft!
Kathryn B.
I LOVE this blanket. It’s an awesome size to snuggle under your chin and peep over as well! My fur babies even enjoy the protection! It did take a little while to ship though.
Neil J.
Got this for my GF, she loves it. Hail Nimrod!
Matthew D.
It is so soft and comfy. Love and it is cat approved. As soon as I took this photo and turned back around my cat was laying on it. I will be so comfy and protected watching scared to death and timesuck. Hail Nimrod
Karrie Ann D.
I love how this blanket feels and looks. It's so soft and cozy that I purchased one for my auntie and I'm getting 2 more for my daughters. It's so stunning and large. 10/10 would reccomend. Or should I say 3 out of 5 stars lol?
Sydney S.
Love it! Super soft! Thank you for shipping to APO addresses.
Chelsea G.
super cozy and big blanket! love it so much
Jonathan P.
It's a soft and VERY comfortable blanket. 10/10 WOULD RECOMMEND
Nicole B.
I love it!! So soft and warm!! Way exceeded my expectations :)
Dani M.
This blanket is so awesome!! My legs are rather long and most blankets don’t comfortably cover them when I’m lounging around but this one’s got me covered. It’s so warm and soft. Perfect for my Peeper self to hide behind when listening to my favorite podcast! Absolutely love it, keep up the great work guys!
Spencer B.
Amazing product
Nicole Z.
Probably the warmest and softest blanket we’ve ever used! Fell asleep in it the first night we used it. Quality is amazing!
Dan L.
Got this for my wife.. Super soft, fuzzy, and warm.. The words are crystal clear, Def happy with my purchase. From a fellow meat sack, and space lizard... Keep up the podcasts Love it!
Geoff m.
Soft and great design
Elson E.
Super cozy. Love the fuzzy side. So does my cat.
Jami H.
Finn and I love snuggling up with our new blanket!!
Michael A.
My wife and I love Timesuck and Scared to Death. I thought the blanket would be a great gift for mother's day. Praise Nimrod and Bojangles. Glory be to MMM. Hail Lucifina!
KC K.
We got this blanket and we have loved it since we ripped it out of the packaging! It’s the highlight of our nerdy/creepy living room! Thank you!
Elizabeth H.
I love the blanket, it's nice, soft and I love laying with it while I listen to your podcast.
Casey B.
Love the blanket and the spell! Covers most of the couch
Katharine W.
Not necessarily the best picture, but I love this blanket. It's a nice medium weight and very warm. It's not like the cheap fleece blankets that you get a lot of places. I for sure recommend it!
Kayce M.
I kept telling my hubby I wanted this mother’s day to be super special and it was! He gifted me this blanket to protect me from ghosts and my own demons. It’s gorgeous, and soft, definitely high quality. It’s not too hot, perfect for summer coming up.
Joshua E.
I got this for my wife. It’s really soft on both sides. The quality is great. The design is cool. My wife said this blanket is perfect for watching Scared to Death in. She loves it.
Josef M.
I bought and received the SUmerian Prayer Blanket. I love it. It is well made, warm and cozy with the full text visible and decorated just right! Its awesome.
sara s.
Even amidst the pandemic, this sucker shipped FAST. Its incredibly warm and warm, and like some of the other reviews, it feels like a weighted blanket but isn't! Two thumbs up, 5 stars, 10/10 would recommend. I want to purchase this in the STD print, and any other ones they think of down the road.