Love this cozie! It's a little tough to put on, but think it will loosen up for time
Works for bottles of fresh cider too
FINALLY A COOZIE THATS NOT FOR FUCKING PANSIES! WHIPPLE! THIS COOZIE CAN MAKE ANY DRINK HIT HARDER THAN THE VAMPIRE OF DÜSSELDORF’S SQUARE HAMMER! JUST ONE SIP WILL CRASH A WAVE OF ENERGY LEAVING YOU SCREAMING LOUDER THAN ALEX JONES AND SHATTERING THE MATRIX SIMULATION BRINGING YOU FACE TO FACE WITH SPACE LIZARDS AND DAVID ICKE HIMSELF! Sound too intense? WELL TOO BAD YOU FUCKING CRYBABY! THIS IS NOT YOUR MOMMA’S ENERGY DRINK! TURN LITERALLY ANY CAN INTO THE HARDEST HITTING BADDEST ASS CAN EVER TO BE CREATED SAID TO HAVE BEEN A GIFT FROM NIMROD HIMSELF! FUCK YOU! DRINK WHIPPLLEE!!
As soon as my coozie arrived, I advised my husband and kids "FUCK YOU" then "FUCK MYSELF TOO", punched myself in the face, chugged my drink and slammed it to the ground to assert dominance. Thanks Whipple!
It's a little thinner than I expected, but im going to use it next time I go out for some cold adult beverages!
Looks fantastic! It’s a bit thin and tight though so it’s hard to put on
This coozie is great!! People ask me what whipple is and then i get to yell dan’s whipple rant at them and then watch their faces go from curious to fearful!! 3 out of 5 stars
I really like the slim style but the seam on the bottom is a pain
Everything started out pretty normal… but as soon as I touched the whipple coozie, it felt like a jolt of electricity shoot through me. My eyes immediately dilated, my heart stopped, jumped out of my own chest, slapped me and did chest compressions on me, right before jumping back into my chest, my heart punched not only my mom in her dick… it punched my wife and daughter in their dicks as well. I haven’t slept in 4 days, I can taste colors, and see the full spectrum… I AM A GOLDEN GOD.
The t-shirt fits well also, looks good, true to fit. Thanks guys.