Order Of The Suck Sticker
"Order of the S.U.C.K" (Society of the Understanding of Critical Knowledge) Ex Quo Uberibus
We are inviting Timesucker's to purchase one of our Timesuck “Freemason" type stickers. Put your business in front of fellow Meatsacks to potentially come support your business!
These stickers are only going to Timesucker’s who own a business and/or work at a business that would be cool with placing the marking sticker outside their business. The ideal location is outside, above front door; but on a front window or somewhere else very visible works as well.)
Each business is eligible to buy ONE sticker for their business. If you have multiple locations, please contact bojangles@timesuckpodcast.com and we can help you sort it out. Once you receive your sticker, stick it in a visible location and then email a picture of where you placed the sticker to bojangles@timesuckpodcast.com with “Order of the Suck" as the subject. In this email, you MUST also include the name of your business, physical address, phone number, and a short description of what your business offers.
The idea is simple. Timesucker's can open the Timesuck app, and visit "Order of the S.U.C.K” establishments to help support those who support the suck! In fact, you can see the first round of participants right now inside the latest update of the Timesuck app! Fuck yeah bro!
"Support Those Who Support the Suck” with “Order of the S.U.C.K.”
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Charlotta s.
Love it on my business door!!
Rebecca L.
I bought this a while ago and my dumbass lost it. Recently found it and slapped it on my car right away! Hail Nimrod!
James H.
Just adding another bar in which I work to the Order. Hail, Salvete, and Good Boy!
Kari O.
HAIL NIMROD! I love my sticker, and even more amazing is the Bad Magic team. The first time I ordered this the sticker ripped, and they replaced it for me very quickly and without charge, and I didn't even expect it!
brandon w.
Proud space lizzard, supporting our cult!!! Hail reverend master fucking sucker and Boejangles biatch.
Much love to all my fellow suckers and may Lucifina be with you!!
Rob G.
Never laid eyes on a cooler sticker looking forward to helping fellow timesuckers in the order of the Suck
Heather C.
Made one of these along with a custom Ouija board for the King and Queen of Badmagic Badassery! Highly recommended! 3outta5 Stars! Wouldn't change a thing!
Erik M.
Fucking love this sticker!! Great design and I've wanted a way to show off my love of this CULT CULT CULT!!!! 3 out of 5 stars for sure!!!
Ivan L.
Listening to Timesuck and anything made by Bad Magic Productions is like being kissed openly on the mouth by God with tongue. Wearing the merchandise is just showing proof it actually happened. Love you Paisley
Joshua K.
Very nice quality
ZACH C.
Love the new bigger size!
James H.
I would love this a lot more if the bar were added to the Order of the Suck but noooooo, we gotta deal with holiday's and seventy different podcasts and all sorts of other shit Idk about and take our sweet ass time about it
Jessica S.
Looks amazing on my office door! I've had a few puzzled looks from some co-workers. That makes me happy as the vast majority of them would never understand. I'm waiting for someone to ask so I can simply reply... "Order of the Suck. I'm a proud cult member".
Matt G.
TimeSuck is my fuel and leaves me crying laughing in traffic! I couldn't do the commute without the Bad Magic team and all their podcasts. Hail Nimrod!
David B.
Awesome sticker! Increased productivity 17%.
Brad N.
Love it! Put it on the back side of my tool box on my flatbed so that it’s always visible. I’m a mobile pressure washer and I’m hoping it can cause a few customers to ask what it is and I can guide them directly into Nimrod’s glorious ball sack. Hail Nimrod!
Kyle B.
Wish it was bigger, but it came very neat and safe. Well done.
Jess E.
Came very quick looks great on my shop window!!
Donavon H.
I call it the suck bucket.
Gary K.
Shop was easy to use, my sticker came in quickly, and now my toolbox is showing some Timesuck support!
Holly D.
Trying to spread the suck!!! Love it so much
Kenneth L.
My dumb ass put it on upside down about a half bottle of tequila in, hence the reason I bought another.
James T.
Love it!!
Zach P.
Love the stickers, excited to help spread the suck with them
Jeff S.
Great quality decal. Looks good on the back of my F250. Wouldn't change a thing. 3 out of 5 stars.
Leanna W.
Pleasantly surprised how well this product stuck to the barnwood door of my studio! 3/5 stars would most definitely buy again.
Tracy S.
I love it now I have it with me all the time.
Kiel S.
Nice enough
Zach K.
High quality sticker very well printed,just be mindful if you put it on your car a bunch of meatsacks will get their collective panties in a bunch and give you a hard time about but other than that great sticker 3 out of 5 stars
Johnny K.
Love the stickers! Doing my part to spread the Suck! HAIL NIMROD!
Eric M.
This is a press and peel sticker if you select the clear background like I did. Small piece did not adhere to the glass but very unnoticeable. Looks great and very unique!
Zachary C.
Good shit.
Aaron M.
It came when it said it was coming and adhered to my Yeti really easy Hail Nimrod and praise Bojangles
William D.
Bringing the suck off road
Steven G.
Looks good on the phone case!
William S.
It tastes funny
Justin G.
Showed up fast! Went on perfectly! Hail Nimrod
holly n.
3 out of 5 stars would buy again
Jason N.
This sticker looks so good on my ride!
Cheyanne M.
Heck yeah! Super excited to share the suck!
Eliot H.
Proudly displaying the cult of the curious.