Order Of The Suck Sticker
"Order of the S.U.C.K" (Society of the Understanding of Critical Knowledge) Ex Quo Uberibus
We are inviting Timesucker's to purchase one of our Timesuck “Freemason" type stickers. Put your business in front of fellow Meatsacks to potentially come support your business!
These stickers are only going to Timesucker’s who own a business and/or work at a business that would be cool with placing the marking sticker outside their business. The ideal location is outside, above front door; but on a front window or somewhere else very visible works as well.)
Each business is eligible to buy ONE sticker for their business. If you have multiple locations, please contact firstname.lastname@example.org and we can help you sort it out. Once you receive your sticker, stick it in a visible location and then email a picture of where you placed the sticker to email@example.com with “Order of the Suck" as the subject. In this email, you MUST also include the name of your business, physical address, phone number, and a short description of what your business offers.
The idea is simple. Timesucker's can open the Timesuck app, and visit "Order of the S.U.C.K” establishments to help support those who support the suck! In fact, you can see the first round of participants right now inside the latest update of the Timesuck app! Fuck yeah bro!
"Support Those Who Support the Suck” with “Order of the S.U.C.K.”
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TimeSuck is my fuel and leaves me crying laughing in traffic! I couldn't do the commute without the Bad Magic team and all their podcasts. Hail Nimrod!
Awesome sticker! Increased productivity 17%.
Love it! Put it on the back side of my tool box on my flatbed so that it’s always visible. I’m a mobile pressure washer and I’m hoping it can cause a few customers to ask what it is and I can guide them directly into Nimrod’s glorious ball sack. Hail Nimrod!
Wish it was bigger, but it came very neat and safe. Well done.
Came very quick looks great on my shop window!!
I call it the suck bucket.
Shop was easy to use, my sticker came in quickly, and now my toolbox is showing some Timesuck support!
Trying to spread the suck!!! Love it so much
My dumb ass put it on upside down about a half bottle of tequila in, hence the reason I bought another.
Love the stickers, excited to help spread the suck with them
Great quality decal. Looks good on the back of my F250. Wouldn't change a thing. 3 out of 5 stars.
Pleasantly surprised how well this product stuck to the barnwood door of my studio! 3/5 stars would most definitely buy again.
I love it now I have it with me all the time.
High quality sticker very well printed,just be mindful if you put it on your car a bunch of meatsacks will get their collective panties in a bunch and give you a hard time about but other than that great sticker 3 out of 5 stars
Love the stickers! Doing my part to spread the Suck! HAIL NIMROD!
This is a press and peel sticker if you select the clear background like I did. Small piece did not adhere to the glass but very unnoticeable. Looks great and very unique!
It came when it said it was coming and adhered to my Yeti really easy Hail Nimrod and praise Bojangles
Bringing the suck off road
Looks good on the phone case!
It tastes funny
Showed up fast! Went on perfectly! Hail Nimrod
3 out of 5 stars would buy again
This sticker looks so good on my ride!
Heck yeah! Super excited to share the suck!
Proudly displaying the cult of the curious.