Hail Nimrod Tee
Only $19.99 for Space Lizards!
The Only True King.
This updated unisex essential fits like a well-loved favorite. Super soft cotton and excellent quality print makes one to fall in love with it over and over again.
.: Retail fit
.: 100% Soft cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
.: Tear away label
.: Runs true to size
|Sleeve length, in
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Are you getting this type of response from the normal t-shirts you wear down to the bar? Didn’t think so… that’s why it’s time to get a Hail Nimrod t-shirt! It’s time to feel like the true crowned owner you are, and rightly be acknowledged as a nimrods true prophet, son, reverend minister, doctor, prophet who doesn’t take shit from anyone, But your friends. I’m glad mine love me and I’m so blessed to have my people CONTINUE to want to be in my life.
Hail Nimrod! And Praise Bojangles! This tshirt is soft as a baby's butt.
Shirt fits real well. I’m not a fan of super soft shirts and this is right in the sweet spot. The customer service is top notch. I don’t know if JD Power does customer service for podcast stores but if they did Bad Magic would win every year. So quick and helpful.
Let's everyone else know what you believe in. Comfortable and awkward for those pesky Is wakadoodle Friends
This shirt was actually bought as a gift for my sister's birthday. She stated that the 300% muskrat labia was incredibly soft, and expressed how much she loved it!
Love this shirt. Hail Nimrod!!
Easily one of the softest, comfiest shirts I have ever owned! As soft as Bojangle’s dangling balls!
Love it!!! The 300% chinchilla labium is so soft and comfortable!! It keeps my meat sack nice and warm while also keeps me looking fresh to death!!
Praise BoJangles!! Hail lucifina!!! And long live the Suck Master!! Also the shirt is great :)
Amazingly Soft! Lucifina be praised!
My boyfriend is sporting his Timesuck shirt made with 300% chinchilla labia.
It arrived quick. I love the quality of the shirt. I hate when the sleeves of a shirt are too big. It fits perfectly. Hail nimrod!
Nimrod is pleased!! This muskrat labia feels so wonderful on my skin. Really gets the zapples going MOTHER!!!
Love my shirt! As soft as mole nutsacks!!
New favorite shirt! Excellent experience.