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Official Cult Robe

These robes are legit cult robes. Not cheap pop-up, Spirit Halloween store robes.

They’re made out of sturdy 100% cotton canvas, handmade in Istanbul.

Overall Length: 55 Inches (Shoulder to Hem) Shoulder Width: 22 Inches Hood Height: 15 Inches Hood Depth: 13.25 Inches 10” ironed-on Cult patch on the back. All Robes are made out of 50% pure Nimrod’s Will and 50% pure Lucifina’s Desire. Check this out and grab one quick if it’s something you really want. One way or another, they will NOT stay in the store too long. Too much of a speciality item to eat up our monthly merch budget and just sit in the store. Is Nimrod’s Will for our cult to move up to “ROBE LEVEL?!”

Hail Nimrod!

LeeRose H.

I’m a big fluffy girl, and this robe is plenty big enough to encompass my whole body. I’m also tall, and pleased with how the robe goes to the floor but doesn’t drag when I walk. Warning to others, this robe is super warm lol definitely not something to wear in the summer. I can, however; see myself snugging in the robe whilst sitting on my patio this fall. (And watching my 70 yr old neighbors creep out when they see me)

William D.

Great... better than what I expected and thick....HAIL NIMROD!!!! I love this cult wink* wink*

Robert S.

I love it the cult cloak is amazing it’s not the material I thought it was gonna be I thought it was gonna be softer but that being said I love that the patch is actually stitched on solid 3/5 stars

Jason D.

cult cult cult

Matthew H.

It's not quite as soft as muskrat labia, but MAN is this thing quality the patch on the back is so much larger than I thought it would be, so fucking cool.

Jessica S.

Fantastic robe! Super cult-ish!

Melody H.

GIANT, and I freaking love it!! I truly feel like I'm part of this secret club with this, all I need now is the challenge coin to get in Bojangles' space craft that he'll eventually build and I am set!

M S.

Love to wear it around the house and let my dogs out in other midnight of the night with it on!

Micheal A.

I love the robe. Great weight nice size! I was very excited to receive it. So excited to purchase it that I forgot to put the space lizard code in. Lol.

Kenneth H.

No pockets? one star! Actually, It would have made 3 out of 5 stars, however they have not delivered the second one I ordered, and I bet it won't come with pockets either. Is we that dumb? Seriously? I mean what the fuck kind of cult is this so called "suckmaster" trying to run. For Nimrod's sake I ordered it like a week ago on a 15 minute break at my essential job ensuring all the packages get crumpled up and stuffed into mail boxes, that these "Sheeple" are ordering online during this so called "pandemic" . Wake up! The Lizard illuminati has you scared to death. I mean where am I supposed to keep my crystal butt-plug without pockets? Overall wouldn't change a thing. (insert whatever names you want here)

Darlene P.

Got this as a gift for my boyfriend & he loves it!

Matthew G.

Exactly what I was hoping for.

Devin C.

When I read the description of the robe I was expecting a high quality robe, and I was not disappointed. I was actually surprised at how high quality the material and patch really were when I first took the robe out of the package. I have worn it at least once a day since I have purchased it and plan to do so for the days to come. If more become available I will 100% be buying them ASAP! Absolutely Perfect Cult Robes! 3/5 Stars

James M.

Long time listener fresh ascended space lizard. My dad is an icke follower but luckily not a flat earther best addition to my long con ever. thanks Dan linzey an bad magic you've brought his paranoia to a new level

Daniel S.

Showed up before scheduled delivery time. Is way better quality than I expected. Perfect size for me.

Tyler A.

Works well for all your cult ritual needs.

Justin R.

Love my "cloak of the curious" as I call it. Nothing says cult like a cloak with a hood. Hail Nimrod.

Phillip C.

Great quality! Perfect size even for someone at 5'9"!

Christina S.

Best. Timesuck. Purchase. Ever. Great quality, heavy robe. I am 5'6 and it falls perfectly at my feet, a little long on uneven surfaces but I prefer it that way.

Johnny P.

I love it! Made from a good material and built with good quality!!

Logan K.

Best purchase al year

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